Fashion And Beauty Prints

'Look, Virginia, I'm sorry your perm didn't turn out, but there's no way I can dictate a letter while you have that bag on your head.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sloaney Pony.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Demure lady with gloves

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The adoration of the gels.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Tut and Carmen.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Sir Winston Churchill

'Thank-you God.'

Wine Lady

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)