Farmer At Heart Mugs

Your Country Needs MOO!

Old Macdonald's Farm Van making Chug Chug and other noises.

'Humor him. He thinks his girlfriend is a pinup girl.'

Peep show.

Cow outboard engine

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Prize vegetables.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

International Women's Day.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'The circle is complete!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cow in love'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."