Farm Pillows

'Forget about going home to roost, I say let's live a little and party!'

'I'm Loving the 'Group Hug!''

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Prize vegetables.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

International Women's Day.

baby sweetcorn...

Apples for sale

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Lactose Intolerant

Cow Pinatas

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cow in love'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"