Farm-to-table Fan Mugs

Fresh egg...?

'I'm sorry, but the free range chicken escaped.'

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Sorry, boys, but I have to let you go - we're switching from cows to soybeans!'

'...The bad news is that we'll be eaten by people who eat organic...'

"What happened to the days when I could stop by a farmer's market on my way home?"

Food production

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"Is the MSG local?"

Yoyo sheep

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Grocery Shopping

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'Fresh eggs!'