Farm Humor Admirers Prints

Holy Cow.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Milking the Cow.

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Static cling."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I'm an enigma!"

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Grassy breath?

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'She says her stomachs ache.'