Farm Fresh Humor Lover Mugs

Chicken lays a football.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Cow Pat Planning

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'Miaow??'

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

Peripheral vision cow

'Chillax kids! Farmer Brown says we're on vacation.'

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

Pork Sausage.