Farm Flirt Pillows

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Shucks, Cornelia, you're beautiful without your husk."

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Diner

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

A Palindrome Cow.

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

Doc's Kid.

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Domestic Animals.

Some genetically engineered pig

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'