Farm Flirt Pillows

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Shucks, Cornelia, you're beautiful without your husk."

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Diner

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

A Palindrome Cow.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Doc's Kid.

Some genetically engineered pig

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Domestic Animals.

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'