Farm Festive Fanatic Prints

Next time we see Farmer Pickles with scissors and reams of sticky tape, we stampede!

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow Pinatas

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'The sty is falling!!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Do kids eat free?"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'And that,and that,and that...'

Merry Kissmas

A Christmas tree self portrait