Farm Anniversary Mugs

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

An early space launch attempt.

Diner

Cow of BEEF

Mother's Love

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Free Range Employees.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Dogs and Chickens

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

The Taming of the Ewe

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Cow Wash Cycle.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

'I see the Maids have been in!'