Farm Anniversary Mugs

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

An early space launch attempt.

Diner

Mother's Love

Cow of BEEF

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Free Range Employees.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

Moo-Magrams Exams

Dogs and Chickens

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

The Taming of the Ewe

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'