Farm Animal Affectionado Mugs

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Love a Mutt

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Eating raw cake mix.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'I need work on my core.'

'Made your point.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"I've just been gazumped!"

Bottlenose is cool, I guess - I mean, compared to what we call you, anyway.

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

'Treason!'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

"Puppy love."

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

No, Ernie, a promise to not prosecute any cattle would not provide the type of herd immunity they're talking about.

Metal Defective.