Farm And Food Fusion Lover Gifts

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Beanirrito"

Before/After

"Is the MSG local?"

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

American style Greek cafe.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Roasted Peppers

'Fresh eggs!'

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'So...they got you too.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Olives

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

Something Grown Something Shot.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'Only the sauce was locally sourced.'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"This little piggy will have the farm to table slop."

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

Zombie Chocolate Pudding.