Fantasy Prints

'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another belly-rub?'

Cat Kung Fu

'S**t!'

"Your Honor, the defense contends its client could never get a fair trial in this court."

"Like that?"

'Daylight Savings Time claims another victim.'

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Dating in Oz

'There's a gastroenterologist in my closet.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"If you don't have any small children, you can substitute mushrooms."

Alice in Badassland

"Hi, its me, I'm on the broom"

Hoard

"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

"I'm getting too old for a broom."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"Ahab I'm not familiar with. Ever taste Captain Hook?"

'What, no on-board movie?'

'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

"You'll have to ignore Kevin, he's a hopeless idealist."

"Impressive, Meyers, but let's stick to your quantitative projections."

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

Child puts his finger in a dam to prevent it flooding.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

"Genome, Henderson! We're working on the human genome!"

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"And the crowd roars."