Fantasy Play Mugs

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

"He likes it."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Bookworm Sleepover

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

The Mouse Princess

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Knight feeding his kids.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Paranormal A-Z...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team