Fantasy-meets-reality Buff Prints

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

Antler Buzzers.

Woman and TV.

The Kali De Milo.

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

Couch Potatoes

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"My husband wanted me to get a boob job, so I became a stand-up comedian."

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

Pop star weather report.

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'