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Counting a convoy of sheep .

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

When dogs dream...

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Devil cello

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Fourth Little Pig

Alien David statue

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"You left this on our ship."