Fantasy Flutist Gifts

A man playing on an elephant

A Symphony of Penguins

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

The Worm Charmer

Four children playing the flute.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Three Ladies

Team Flute

"Miss, I suck at playing the flute."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

A woman playing the flute

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Three people playing on the same flute.

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

Flute-a-licious.

Flautist

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Phoenix

She always had her flute... just in case.

"Yes, eating fish is good for your health, but eating your doctor would not be!"

"But wait, there's more."

"We start on #F."

A bird tweets along with a musician.

The Mythical Unicorn.

Musical Snowman

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

"This Pied Piper stuff started when Mom told me to take my 'infernal flute' outside and find some children to play with."

Flautist