Fantasy Flight Enthusiast T-Shirts

'#@!*%$! Throw rugs!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World's Easiest Airport

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The World Wide Web.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Employee of the Month Parking

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."