Fantasy Films Pillows

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

"I just saw this, like, awesome movie about a magical ship that saves people."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Alien David statue

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Fourth Little Pig

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Toadstools

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

The tooth fairy.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"You left this on our ship."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"