Fantasy Fiddler Fan Prints

Quartet of mermaids

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The tooth fairy.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Mouse Princess

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Lady of the bath...

Paranormal A-Z...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Knight feeding his kids.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Piracy on a boating lake

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"