Fantasy Fancier Mugs

Alternative Treasure Island.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The tooth fairy.

"You left this on our ship."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Mouse Princess

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Lady of the bath...

Paranormal A-Z...

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.