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'Quick! Get a camera! It's a Loch Ness Person!'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

'We can find our way back because I dropped meth-amphetamine tablets along the way.'

"I hate that they never know what hit them."

Antler Buzzers.

"I hate it when the urinals are that high!"

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

"Hard day at the office, dear?"

Dalek gets up the stairs...

River Styx...No Fishing

Mice Fishing.

Dentures for Sale (As New) Only Fifteen Virgins.

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet tooth ate me out of house and home.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

The bogeyman.

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"No sweetie, the tooth fairy doesn't exist - not since that incident at the Peterson's."

'Yes, we do serve children, but not as meals.'

"She's everything you're not."

'Egg toss, I thought this was the water balloon toss?'

Devil's Fireplace

Whew! That was close!

"I'm so glad I moved into an evil witch's tower that has roof access."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"