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'Quick! Get a camera! It's a Loch Ness Person!'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

'We can find our way back because I dropped meth-amphetamine tablets along the way.'

"I hate that they never know what hit them."

Antler Buzzers.

"I hate it when the urinals are that high!"

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

"Hard day at the office, dear?"

Dalek gets up the stairs...

River Styx...No Fishing

Mice Fishing.

Dentures for Sale (As New) Only Fifteen Virgins.

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet tooth ate me out of house and home.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

The bogeyman.

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"No sweetie, the tooth fairy doesn't exist - not since that incident at the Peterson's."

'Yes, we do serve children, but not as meals.'

"She's everything you're not."

Devil's Fireplace

"I'm so glad I moved into an evil witch's tower that has roof access."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."