Fantasy Bookworm Prints

"At least she's reading."

"How soon after being rescued from an evil wizard's castle is too soon to text him?"

Your tooth's worth a dollar, but after my commission, taxes, cleaning fees, and the travel surcharge, you get a nickel.

Mars Poppins

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The DaVinci Code

Edgar Allen Poe

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Bookworm

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Thomas Mann.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Jean-Paul Sartre

No-Work Orange

Television Readers.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Honoré de Balzac

Blue Stockings

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'