Fantasy Book Traveler Pillows

'The books are really dancing out of here.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Addicted to reading

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Vampire on a plane

Pirates

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Sun and the Moon step out.

Universe of reading

'We should have removed that sign.'

"Sometimes, late at night, I do wonder, 'is he laughing at me or laughing with me?'"

Cherub on a cloud

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

A not-so-bright vampire with Seasonal Affective Disorder.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

'Hello, my name is Death'

Wash and Go...to hell...

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

Tourist Attractions

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."