Fans Of Unexpected Twists Prints

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'What are you implying?'

False starts.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'Woho! Chicken soup.'

Take a ride with the reaper.

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

Moses had a hearing problem

'I won't marry you, Ed, but you may join my entourage.'

'That's not quite what I meant, Rapunzel'

'I have just been handed a revised weather forecast...'

Island

"I want to huff and puff and blow down a big beautiful wall."

'I didn't THINK infiltration would work.'

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

"We didn't know what to get the man who has everything. So we burned down your house first."

Too quiet.