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Good morning! I'm the vulture of happiness! Ray realizes it's going to be one of those days

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'What are you implying?'

False starts.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.

'Woho! Chicken soup.'

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

Take a ride with the reaper.

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

'That's not quite what I meant, Rapunzel'

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

Moses had a hearing problem

'I won't marry you, Ed, but you may join my entourage.'

'I have just been handed a revised weather forecast...'

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

Island

"I want to huff and puff and blow down a big beautiful wall."

'I didn't THINK infiltration would work.'

"We didn't know what to get the man who has everything. So we burned down your house first."