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"If we teamed up we would be unstoppable."

'My gramma got bigger teeth than you!... You so ugly...'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"Is it free-range?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'What's on the other side?...'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'I just invented business!'

"Has he had all his shots"

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"This is what I use for social media."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

Dinersaurs.

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

'Don't be silly - I love you for your body AND your tiny little brain!'