Fans Of Irony Mugs

'No, but you're getting warmer.'

'Ok...so then we're agreed that it's all about me!'

Your Prophecy Here!

"It's a letter from your doctor..."

Doorman with Angel Wings

My mother says I can make faces if I want to.

Executioner hit in stomach bythe head he has just cut off

Irony.

"Just who recommended this place to you?"

' . . . but have you had a nice time?'

Archer for Mayor - "C'est la fragrant marie."

'and what do you do?'

Fake mouse trapped by an artificial cheese product.

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

'At last, someone who appreciates my jokes.'

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

"Who yelled 'fire?'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, but the first minute I saw you I wished you the worst."

End the Winter Blues

"This is an unfortunate time to run aground."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.