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Mel forgets to zip up his fanny pack before breakdancing.

Welcome to the Team

Dogs

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"When you said that your boyfriend had a six-pack..."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Bag Lady.

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

"It's not a backpack."

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Commuter X-Ray

Flat pack sales assistant

Handbags Authenticated

Students with backpacks walk in front of doors marked School Counselor, School Nurse, and School Chiropractor.

A flat-pack cow.

Image of school girl with backpack.

"I'm going on a week-long hike so I'll need a tattoo of a back pack ... "