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The Three Wise Queens

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

'Your three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

Glass Ceiling

K9 Literati.

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Policing women's vigil

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

Manspreading in Art

Wearing bras in 2020.

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

''The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'? -- How patriarchal can you get?'

Not very ladylike. Please help.

Fire-breathing damsel.

"I used to lose my secretaries because they were getting married - now they leave to start their own companies."

"Why is it called History. Is it becasue they didn't believe her story?"

"At least we don't have to worry about dudes telling us to smile more."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."