Fandom Humorist Mugs

Oh, well, I guess it's better than having no groupies at all.

She either supports England or she needs to see a vet!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"She looks just like in your photos."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

Twitter that!

Advertising on the internet.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Facebook For Dogs.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."