Fandom Follower Mugs

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

A woman watches football on her computer.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Halloween sculptor

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Vannamania

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."