Fancy Dress Parties Mugs

'No, the fancy dress party is next door.'

"You're the harbinger of what?"

Vampire

Oh great! Another vampire costume! This turning into a disaster!

'Themed night is next week.'

'Are you SURE that's fancy dress you're wearing?'

English lamb at French farmers fancy dress party

'I went to a fancy dress party as Humphrey Bogart and I've smoked ever since.'

'Surely you could have got a sitter?'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Bear Costume

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I was almost that last year."

Advocado

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Useless add-ons.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"You two seem oddly suited."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Masquerade

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Tiger Costume

Bee costume