Fan Of Military History Pillows

"I hope you're better than the last guy."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Monuments

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Forget what?'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Shell Fire

Most valuable element.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Defence Cutbacks.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

The unknown war poet.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Foxhole - digging robot

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

The Child and the Tank

Veterans Day US

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

Verbal Orders

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'