Fan Of Male Stereotypes Satire T-Shirts

"It's even worse than we feared... Man-Covid!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Vendor selling testosterone.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

California Beverages Map

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Revenge Graffiti.

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

Alpine Pipe

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

'Not the Adam Ant!'

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

'Hello, Mr. Harris?... This is the private eye you hired to follow your wife. I'm afraid you were right, she is sleeping with another man.'

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

"It's appendicitis, madam. No need, at this point, to pull the plug."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

Lady to man about big hole in wall: 'Show some gumption. Are you a man ... or are you a mouse?!'

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

How come nothing good ever happens to me? Like what? Like getting taken by a foreign government then rescued. I want to get a book contract, to be part of the news cycle, to have him talk about me. Whom? Speak my name, Anderson Cooper! The great one.

"It's from my Swiss account."

She left Friday. He noticed Tuesday, when all the clean towels ran out.

7 Reasons You Might Be Irish. . .

"I meet a lot of women in my work but I'm not good at forming long-lasting relationships."

"Based on blood tests and the X-ray, I'd say it's 'a guy thing'."

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

'I call it, 'Albert Was Insufferable'.'

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."