Fan Of Family Dinners Prints

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

"You've all been like a company to me."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Michael, do your dinner."

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"More aphorisms, please!"

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Honey, will you let the dog in? When your 3-Bean Salad kicks in, I'll need someone to blame."