Fan Of Emotional Growth Stories Prints

"Just don't come crawling back to me when I start becoming visible."

Licensed Therapist

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Mood Swings.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"If only I liked you a little more and you liked like me a little less."

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

"I can be changed!"

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

Bookstore - Telling others how to improve.

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

'He cries when the News is sad!'

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

"When I said I wanted closure, this is not what I had in mind!"

'Bill got sacked, sleeps on a park bend and eats dog food. He's the most motivational speaker we've ever had.'

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

'...I just get nervous about opening up and talking about it.'

'I must say, it's very refreshing to work with a patient who's so open to the idea of change and personal transformation!'

Sorry you're leaving.

Self-Help Books: Forgiving and Forgetting.

'Clyde was a late bloomer.'

You're blinking wrong...

"The only redeemable coupon in life is action!"

Doubts Watering Knots

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

"Sam, neither your father nor I consider your response appropriate."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Me and Ian...we've split up. Yes! Thank you God! Oh no, that's awful...