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Gingerbread Men Fear Santa.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Santa called but you were out!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Gesundheit!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Santa's wash day.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Room for bigger presents."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Night of the Living Reindeer

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

Christmas card access

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