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"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa called but you were out!

Santa's wash day.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Gesundheit!"

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Room for bigger presents."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Christmas card access

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

Santa's elevator