Family Visitor Mugs

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Are we there yet?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Ah...here they are!"

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Next!'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"He keeps touching me!"

Car Journey.

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."