Family Vacations Prints

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'So you wish to remain at base camp. Need I remind you that scaling Everest was to be a family vacation?'

'Johnny Wilmot experiences the Grand Canyon'

'Dad, how long before the warm glow of nostalgia makes this a good ole days memory?'

Holiday Luggage

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

TSA Lines

"Are we there yet?"

'Are we there yet?'

Embarrassing Parents

Next suitable subject for I-Spy 150 miles.

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"I'm not missing the school strike for climate, Dad. There's no strike during the summer holidays!"

'Here's where things got ugly.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days, folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a 'vacation'.

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

"That's a service they offer for parents traveling on vacation with their kids."

"Great. We can send my wife and her mother to Cornwall, and I'll go to Spain."

"That's a service they offer for parents traveling on vacation with their kids."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'Maybe I did forget to turn off the water in the tub.'

"I thought you packed the kids"

'28 seconds you're getting a little slow.'

"Are we there yet?"

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

"Look, mommy, Twinkle Twinkle Little Starfish!"

Gulliver's other travels.

'We never saw purple mountain majesties or amber waves of grain with kids in the back.'

"Holidays during term time are so much better. It's cheaper, less crowded - and we're no longer allowed to take the kids out of school."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"What happens on vacation... stays with you and will haunt you for the rest of your life."

"First class, or with children?"

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."