Family Traits Prints

'Don't worry about it, Son — Kleptomania runs in the family.'

'A regular chip off the old bottle.'

'Twins, brought up in separate homes...take several naps each day'

"Why are you up so early?"

"He's got his Daddy's nose."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Cry babies.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The Baby Walker

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'Ahhh...'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

My First Camera

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Impressing dad.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!