Family Trait Admirer Prints

'He'll make an ideal husband-we could do with those feet in the family'.

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

The Family Joules: Part 8

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

'In a surprise move today, the Kennedy family applied for statehood.'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

A monster waves to its child in the maternity ward.

"Boxer Shorts"

'If you want me to be a good boy, you're going to have to lower your standards.'

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

"Did we have visitors today? Wait! Let me guess! Tia Delia...cousin Esther...and Tia Zulema."

Supermum.

"Instead of calling me Grandpa, why don't you just call me Herb?"

Maternity Ward "He has your sense of humour."

Skinny sour-faced twins scowling at each other.

'I just wanted a glass of plain water.'

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'

'Now, now, Timmy ... No poison darts at the dinner table.'

"He's got your trudge."

'If I could choose I'd like to be my son.' 'When I grow up I want to be like my dad.'

Ear For Books

"If you must know, Jimmy, you came from a box in front of the market. It said 'Free Kittens.'"

'My cat comes from a single-parent family, and she's doing okay.'

'Where did you get that red nose?'

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.

"Before telling you my name, I want you to know, I was named after my grandmother!"

"Are you sure that our health insurance will cover any consequences from kissing grandma?"