Family Time Aficionados Mugs

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Soccer matches, work, pandemics - always with excuses."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Haircuts

"She's been so creative lately."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'She's just great with the children.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Office pics on dinner table.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

At the market

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Swinging

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'