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Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"You're adopted."

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Warring parents

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

Sweet Jailbreak

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

Proud Mum.

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

Solidarity with the family

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."

'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

"Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Pop."

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

Gay adoption

"Okay, so we all agree to support your father's run for office even though his ideas are bats**t crazy."

"I now pronounce you...significant others!"

"You're the one who should be 'Time's' man of the year."

'Thank you for coming...I'll be ok...grief is the price we pay for love...'

'And the coolest dad of the year award goes to... Dr. Armstrong for his note, 'to whom it may concern, my son is allergic to homework'.'