Family Road Trips Prints

Ok, kids. Time to pack and head home! Blehh! I hate the drive. Eight hours � of incarceration.

'What have I told you two! No hide and seek in the car!'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"First class, or with children?"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Motor Tourism

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we there yet?'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'