Family Provider Mugs

'It's amazing how a new baby at home can motivate you to spend 16 hours a day at the office.'

"High hopes nothin'. I've got kids to feed."

Food shortages and the pandemic

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Grounded

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"I've got a painful burning sensation in my groin, doc."

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."