Family Planning Counselor Mugs

Preventive medicine.

"It's probably for people who don't want kids."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Grounded

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Common Core Family Therapy

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

The Tunnel Of Love

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"What do I think is an appropriate punishment? I think an appropriate punishment would be to make me live with my guilt."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.