Family Patriarch Mugs

Start his day with a dash of humor and appreciation. Our family patriarch-themed mugs make a practical yet thoughtful gift, blending wit with a touch of pride—ideal for his morning coffee or tea routine.

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I need a young mind like yours on board, to keep my thinking fresh. Okay Dad!

I need a young mind like yours on board, to keep my thinking fresh. Okay Dad! mockup

I need a young mind like yours on board, to keep my thinking fresh. Okay Dad!

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"Approaching 10,000 steps."

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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!" mockup

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means." mockup

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

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'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.' mockup

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

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City Zoo: Day Care

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"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare." mockup

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

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"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera." mockup

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home." mockup

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

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"Bond James, Bond."

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"Can I borrow the car keys?"

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"Tell me about this fear of couches." mockup

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

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'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.' mockup

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

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'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.' mockup

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

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"Just be yourself."

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"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..." mockup

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

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'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?' mockup

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

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Polly txt speak

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"Did I hear the dog in here?"

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Grace For Flies

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"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone." mockup

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

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"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm." mockup

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

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Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference mockup

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

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I like the Jets...I guess

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'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?' mockup

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

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"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow." mockup

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

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'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.' mockup

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

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'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.' mockup

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

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'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.' mockup

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

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"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it." mockup

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

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'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?' mockup

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

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In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian. mockup

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

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"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

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Family Patriarch Mugs Collection

Family Patriarch Pillows

Find pillows that add a personal and humorous touch to his favorite space, celebrating his role as the family’s anchor.

Family Patriarch Prints

Decorate with our witty and thoughtful prints that salute the family patriarch’s pivotal role—ideal for gifting or personal inspiration.

Family Patriarch T-Shirts

Explore a range of t-shirts that honor family patriarchs with humor and style – great for casual wear and showing pride.