Family Outing Prints

Ice cream flavors.

'Remember use your museum behavior, not your art gallery behavior.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'If anything happens, Janice, I love you.'

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

Zoo ice cream stands

Kids Eat Free

"Perfect! A table all to ourselves!"

"Business was good this week! Let's go on a shopping spree!"

Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House

"Just think, mom - Freddie and I haven't thrown up since the last time we were on this ride!"

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'They're all right, I guess -- but I prefer computer generated animals.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Balloon

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'What's for dinner?'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"All I'm saying is that ever since he got that service animal he no longer brings his two kids to the movies."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

A Misquotation at the Art Gallery

"Dad, I want to go on THAT ride!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Zoo.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Ahhh...'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children