Family Outing Enthusiast Mugs

"Mum.... I need to poo."

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Hi-yah!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

Duck Hunt

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Polygamists' Picnic

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

At the market

Lamb Noise.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"I told him we needed more string."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

It's a Boy

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."