Family Nostalgia Lovers Prints

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Fade to black...

The Music Box

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Flava Superba

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

Creepy Camp Stories.

Skipping

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"