Family Nostalgia Lovers Prints

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

The Music Box

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Fade to black...

Flava Superba

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Skipping

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"