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National Mom Museum

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"When did she start crawling?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

A boy with a camera

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'He colorized our old photo album.'

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

Child with picture of rocket

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Letting Go

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

Baby in pushchair

'Do you know how hard Daddy had to work to get all those dinosaur brains?'

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

Christening

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

"#babygirl...seriously?"

'Why are you wearing my new raincoat?'

"...and please bless and keep safe Mommy and Daddy and Stevey and Spotty and our United States Postal Service."